Total Rating: 
**1/2
Previews: 
March 26, 2013
Opened: 
April 18, 2013
Ended: 
June 30, 2013
Country: 
USA
State: 
New York
City: 
New York
Company/Producers: 
Frederick Zollo, Robert Cole, etc.
Theater Type: 
Broadway
Theater: 
Gerald Schoenfeld Theater
Theater Address: 
236 West 45th Street
Phone: 
212-239-6200
Website: 
orphansonbroadway.com
Genre: 
Dark Comedy
Author: 
Lyle Kessler
Director: 
Daniel Sullivan
Review: 

Lyle Kessler’s Orphansis a surreal nightmare about two brothers — orphans. One (Tom Sturridge) is a severely retarded man whose manner of speaking presents an IQ of about 58, and the physicality of a chimpanzee who bounds around the set, jumping from railing to window ledge to couch. The other brother, Ben Foster, a criminal, brings home a drunk, Alec Baldwin, another orphan, planning to rob him. Unfortunately, Foster speaks so rapidly that much of what he says is lost or obfuscated. My companion and I (neither of us with much hearing loss) kept wondering what was going on.

Pinter-Shminter -- enough with the mystery. So captive becomes captor. Uh huh.

Baldwin is fine, but when one third of the cast speaks in a blur . . . I believe you have two obligations on the stage: first: to communicate; second: to entertain. Director Daniel Sullivan should know this. This production fails the first, and is only entertaining when Sturridge chimps it up. Pass.

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Cast: 
Alec Baldwin, Tom Sturridge, Ben Foster
Technical: 
Set: John Lee Beatty. Costumes: Jess Goldstein. Lighting: Pat Collins. Sound: Peter Fitzgerald. Music: Tom Kitt. Fight Dir: Thomas Schall. Dialects: Deborah Hecht.
Critic: 
Richmond Shepard
Date Reviewed: 
May 2013